Love...Tyra.

Naja: Hello Cik Tyra Banks. Nasihat awak tak boleh pakailah.

Tyra: Err...hello? First of all who the heck are you? Second of all, my advice works. Everytime.

Naja: (amboi bongkak gile dia ni) Siapa saya tak penting. Yang penting nasihat awak hampeh.

Tyra: I dunno who are you are but wuteva (rooling her eyes). Which advice is this anyway?

Naja: Alah,awak tu satu je nasihat ada. Bajet power.

Tyra: Okay, you just pissed me off. Like literally. Urea pissed. Now, which advice? Tell me now or else...

Naja: Rilek la bro. Alah, yang senyum pakai mata tu. Smile with your eyes (mocking).

Tyra: Oh, the Smeyes rule? I LOOOOVE that rule (squeaking)!!!

Naja: (Annoyed) Hoi, are you even listening!? I just despised your stupid advice.

Tyra: Oh,you just know how to make me angry boy.

Naja: Dah nasihat awak tu tak boleh pakai...

Tyra: When and where did you used this rule??? In a toilet or sumthin'?

Naja: Ngek awak. Mana ada orang senyum time buang air.

Tyra: That's a sarcasm you little hopeless model. Idiot.

Naja: Siapa cakap saya model?

Tyra: But you look like one ^^. Then who are you??? And how the heck you got into my studio??? And what about that photo-shoot you're talking about?! (going berserk)

Naja: Err.. saya ni student. Bukannya photo-shootlah.Tadi amek gambar masa buat kad matrik. Pakai Smeyes tu tadi, buruk je gambar.

Tyra: Security!!! SEKARITI!!!!

[ ini bukanlah realiti, sebab Tyra Banks tak tau Bahasa Melayu]

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Anonymous said…
hahaha...kalau cik tyra btol2 faham cakap melayu,agaknye camtu la kot reaksi dye~ haha
January 7, 2011 at 12:35 AM
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January 7, 2011 at 12:35 AM
Najakia said…
maybe.....not. sebab takde keje nak jumpa die (macam die nak jumpe gak je..)lol~
January 7, 2011 at 5:18 PM
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